Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Boobs speak an international language.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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