HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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