if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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