I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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