i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
now i know why i became what i already was.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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