Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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