Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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