I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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