So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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