I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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