Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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