Your tits are I can't wait for
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Actions speak louder than pants.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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