i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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