So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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