SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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