Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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