i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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