make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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