so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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