This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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