I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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