I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Randomize