at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Randomize
