Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Your tits are I can't wait for
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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