Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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