Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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