Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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