It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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