We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
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