party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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