So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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