she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I have post one night stand depression
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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