There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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