I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
BRING THE BAGELS
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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