I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Of course I have a pirate flag
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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