Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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