Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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