shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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