We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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