Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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