mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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