I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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