i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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