Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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