How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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