Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
it's like heaven, but drunker
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
