before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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