K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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