dude i'm inner monologue high
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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