I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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