Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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