is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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