ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Come on in and take your pants off
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