Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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