Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Apparently you make a good broom.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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