You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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