it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Randomize
